Lettuce discuss the ways I would let Zachary Levi teabag me. I’m on season 3 of Chuck and he just gets hotter and hotter like I would swallow all his children and let him cum on my face giving me skin tighter than Beyonce’s ass. He’s so damn fine it’s ridiculous.
I think this is my favorite post in the history of Tumblr.
don’t ruin this for me
you literally ruin everything
just let me have this one thing please
i mean jesus christ
jerking off to Ice Age was supposed to make me feel better but instead it’s got me thinkin bout life and shit like why do humans gotta kill everything. can animals communicate with each other like that and understand human emotion. would my mama be proud knowing i’m jerking off to Ice Age